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new car 6 years 10 months ago #79442

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A couple had just bought a new car and they were driving it for the first time. The woman who was driving looked at her husband and admitted that she wasn’t sure what to do...
Smiling, he commented “Of course you do. Just pretend it’s me driving and you’re in the back seat. I’m sure it will come back to you.”


A woman was asked “What made you marry him?”
She replied “Opposites attract... I was pregnant and he wasn’t.”


\"How long have you been driving without a tail light?\" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in his hands.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.

\"Come on, now,\" he said, \"you don\'t have to take it so hard. It isn\'t that serious.\"

\"It isn\'t?\" cried the motorist. \"Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?\"

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