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two ladies in heavens 6 years 2 months ago #80449

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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
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two ladies in heavens 6 years 2 months ago #80450

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That gave me a chuckle - thanks Luis :-)
Cruisin with a smile on my face
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two ladies in heavens 6 years 2 months ago #80452

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I was wondering where that was heading to........good one :woohoo:
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two ladies in heavens 6 years 2 months ago #80454

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Good one !!
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two ladies in heavens 6 years 1 month ago #80543

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I had heard that one, but forgotten it. THANKS!
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