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Golf genie 5 years 10 months ago #80858

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Fellow gets a hole in one and "poof"! a cloud appears, and out of that comes a genie, who announces that whenever someone gets a hole in one at that hole, they get a wish granted.
The fellow consults with his wife, then wishes for his "member' to be bigger. The genie replies, "Done" and disappears. The fellow's member starts growing and growing - down his pants and finally dragging on the ground.
The fellow comes back to the same hole day after day and finally gets another hole in one. "Poof" - the genie appears again, and asks the fellow what his wish is - the fellow points to his member dragging on the ground, and the genie ask, "So, do you want me to make it smaller?" The fellow says, "No. I'd like you to make me taller!"
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